“Guess I’ll have to ask you out again,” she texted.“Guess I’ll have to say yes,” I wrote. Bisexuals, she said, glommed onto lesbians because they feared their fathers, or had been devastated by ex-boyfriends.
Today’s kids have Ellen Page and Portia Di Rossi; then, my only option was KD Lang. My problem was I didn’t initially realize butch was a type of lesbian. It sounds like this: heh.)Before long I was back dressing like a Slavic hooker and unless I was actively going down on another woman, everyone figured I was straight. There’s nothing lesbians hate more than women like me.
The biggest changes have been brought by the $2.4 billion online-dating industry, which has exploded in the past few years with the arrival of dozens of mobile apps.
Throw in the fact that people now get married later in life than ever before, turning their early 20s into a relentless hunt for more romantic options than previous generations could have ever imagined, and you have a recipe for romance gone haywire.
Sad hand job notwithstanding, I was Gold Star all the way. My sudden drive to date men might feel natural, but I know what everyone thinks.